You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
whose ass print is on the piano?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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