If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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