well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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