Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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