dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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