Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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