the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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