We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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