we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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