i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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