found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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