so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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