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• (775): View more from Nevada

  suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.

  (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm rooting for #1.

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• (949): View more from California

  Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet

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• (310): View more from California

  Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live

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• (305): View more from Florida

  According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol

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  Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020

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