How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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