White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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