I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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