the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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