Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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