I must be too annoying 4 u.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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