Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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