I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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