She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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