i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
