so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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