Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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