There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
this boner is exhausting
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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