C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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