I want to walk on stilts...naked
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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