Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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