Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I could fuck to npr.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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