its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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