Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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