Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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