Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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