Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
it hurts more in the daytime
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
No subtext here. People are naked.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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