If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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