It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?