insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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