ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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