Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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