I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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