Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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