You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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