you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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