dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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