Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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