I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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