so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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