I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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