You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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