it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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