After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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