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So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.