i don't like sucking hair
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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