I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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