and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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