He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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