So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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