The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms