Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.